Thanks brochachos, you are all precious.
I hope Barack Obama finds the Elder Scroll and defeats Alduin and saves all of Skyrim.
Ordered a caesar salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
I hope Barack Obama becomes the first African American to suddenly transform into a Bald Eagle.
All in all, a good night methinks.
Walk into your friend’s house and say “What’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(You have to murder a person for this joke to work.)